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London , United Kingdom
Danny C
Danny C

For fans of Tim Vine/Milton Jones/Demetri Martin.

I went to the travel agent -- he told me where to go. I said I wanna go north, he said Mull? I said...yeah, I wanna go North. I said I wanna go gambling in France, he said Toulouse? I said I wanna go to a market town in Hertfordshire with a population of around 33,000, he said Hitchin? I said no, I'll drive myself. I said...

I went to the doctor and she said how's your amnesia, I said what amnesia? She said you should read t...