Steph Velander (Stephanie Vela Anderson) is a goddess whose life purpose is to save humanity through performance.
Bio: When she was nine, the moon landed in her backyard. Steph could not believe that the moon, this object she had desired all of her short life was within reach! She ran up to moon, touched it, grabbed some dust, and put it in her pocket (yes, moon dust does contain a glitter-like property). Steph also grabbed some moonrocks for her friends and came across one that looked like a blue crystal. As soon as she touched it, the middle of the moon spilt open (like a couple of elevator doors) and a female Arcturian (a species of alien from the Bootes Constellation) walked out. Her name was Eris; she had long blonde hair and a pale, blue peasant dress. Eris informed Steph that she was the light the world need and that she must spread the message of hope and love to every human being she encountered through means of art and sexuality. She also told Steph that someday a dog named Molly would enter her life and would assist with this mission. Eris then touched Steph's temple, activated her third eye, and blessed Steph with a kiss.
Since the arrival of Molly, back in 2008, Steph has revisited the moon landing experience and has been in training. She currently writes, makes youtube shows, nurtures many hunger souls with her breasts, and performs acts (talks on stage) of kindness and love through laughter.
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